Keep Austin Corporate

A post over at Michelle Malkin's caught my eye. Apparently, there is a guy in a band named the Sweater Kittenz that has the Marine brass, and the usual suspects all pissed off. When I first heard "Sweater Kittens" my thoughts went straight to the Urban Dictionary definition:

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.