Scott's two most recent blog posts have me passing out lauging:
Including gems such as:
This is the sort of story that raises all sorts of inappropriate questions. Not more questions than, say, the conjoined twins with two heads and one vagina, but lots of questions.
I can imagine Bob Allen negotiating with Korean leader Kim Jung Il:
Bob: Would you stop building nuclear bombs, please?
Kim: What's in it for me?
Bob: Well, for starters, this twenty-dollar bill ...
Now go read them both, Ganbaatar breath.