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Still undecided? DONT VOTE

I'm not joking. If you still haven't made up your mind on who the best team for the White House is yet, you haven't been paying attention. If you go vote for anyone, you're stealing a vote from someone else who is informed. If you feel you must go vote, vote for someone like Bob Barr, that psychopath Cynthia McKinney of the Green Party, or perpetual candidate Ralph Nader.

I have been paying attention, and I'm sick of hearing about the "undecided voter." I don't understand the undecided voter when the differences between the candidates are so huge.

I voted today, and I feel very good about it.


You don't understand the undecided voter? When both of your choices make you ill (Giant Douche, Shit Sandwich) it is not so easy to decide between a Socialist Prick or the same bullshit we have been swimming in for the last eight years. We all know what eventually happens to a democracy, it is just sad to watch it. Kinda like watching that cute girl you had a crush on in grade school drop out of school and pop out a litter of babies. One day she is beautiful and full of hope and next thing you know she is spread eagle on the inside of some hustler offshoot magazine...and they didn't even bother to airbrush out the c-section scar.

“A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship.”

I see only one candidate that could move us away from that eventual fate. YMMV

Don't vote.

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