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    <title>Nightmare house buying experience</title>
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    <published>2008-07-03T22:08:21Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-03T22:33:39Z</updated>
    
    <summary> From the Austin American Statesman: In early May, the Dicksons bought a house that had been headed for foreclosure. All the paperwork was completed. But the foreclosure process apparently wasn&apos;t halted, and the couple came home from work May...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.statesman.com/business/content/business/stories/other/07/01/dyc-dickson-1_1.html"><img alt="cedar_park_couple.jpg" src="http://www.keepaustincorporate.com/2008/07/03/images/cedar_park_couple.jpg" width="190" height="149" /></a></p>

<p>From the <a href="http://www.statesman.com/business/content/business/stories/other/07/01/0701dickson.html">Austin American Statesman</a>:</p>

<blockquote>In early May, the Dicksons bought a house that had been headed for foreclosure. All the paperwork was completed.

<p>But the foreclosure process apparently wasn't halted, and the couple came home from work May 14 to find all their possessions gone.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.fieldassets.com/contactus.htm">Field Asset</a>, which provides property management services nationwide, had been hired to drill out the locks and empty the house, according to police reports. Field told police that the family's belongings were given to area thrift stores, but the Dicksons have had no luck finding them. </blockquote></p>

<p>I'm glad I work from home.  If someone had shown up at my house and started drilling the locks, shotgun fire would have been the result.  It's interesting how the law works.  If you are home when this happens, wake up after they come through the door, you are legally allowed to kill them.  After they leave, all bets are off.  It's all about the threat.</p>

<p>Let's take a look at <a href="http://tlo2.tlc.state.tx.us/statutes/docs/BC/content/htm/bc.001.00.000009.00.htm#9.609.00">Section 9.609</a> of the <a href="http://tlo2.tlc.state.tx.us/statutes/bc.toc.htm">Texas Uniform Commercial Code</a>:</p>

<blockquote>&sect; 9.609.  SECURED PARTY'S RIGHT TO TAKE POSSESSION AFTER 
DEFAULT.  (a)  After default, a secured party:

<p>		(1)  may take possession of the collateral;  and                              </p>

<p>		(2)  without removal, may render equipment unusable and <br />
dispose of collateral on the debtor's premises under Section 9.610.</p>

<p>	(b)  A secured party may proceed under Subsection (a):                         </p>

<p>		(1)  pursuant to judicial process;  or                                        </p>

<p>		(2)  without judicial process, if it proceeds <strong>without <br />
breach of the peace</strong>. </blockquote></p>

<p>This means if you show up to take my property, I produce a firearm and tell you to leave, legally you have to leave.  Period.  If you don't, the bank is liable under tort law for any damages that result, including the death of the attempted reposessor.  I have read WAY too many stories about criminals pretending to be repo men, cops, federal agents, immigration officers, etc. to believe any person who shows up at my door waving a piece of paper.  Anyone can <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=austin+foreclosures">search google for a list of foreclosures in Austin</a>.  How many do you have to stop by before someone just lets you take everything you own without even a challenge?</p>

<p>To make things even more ironic, the couple is Nigerian.  Nigeria has a bad rap in the US for the rash of <a href="http://potifos.com/fraud/">constant</a> <a href="http://home.rica.net/alphae/419coal/">internet scams</a> that <a href="http://www.aboutmyjob.com/main.php3?action=displayarticle&artid=3250">originate</a> from <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=nigerian+ip">Nigeria</a>.  Here is what appears to be a fairly well-off couple, with two kids, trying to move into a nice neighborhood, who have been completely screwed over by a bank.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Black singer smears the National Anthem</title>
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    <published>2008-07-02T18:01:49Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-02T18:33:36Z</updated>
    
    <summary>From Denver Post: As Denver dignitaries gathered today for Mayor John Hickenlooper&apos;s State of the City address, City Council President Michael Hancock introduced singer Rene Marie to perform the national anthem. But that&apos;s not what she did. Instead, Marie performed...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://www.politicswest.com/26485/black_national_anthem_causes_stir_hick_speech">Denver Post</a>:</p>

<blockquote>As Denver dignitaries gathered today for Mayor John Hickenlooper's State of the City address, City Council President Michael Hancock introduced singer Rene Marie to perform the national anthem. But that's not what she did.

<p>Instead, Marie performed the song "Lift Ev'ry Voice and Sing," which also is known as the "black national anthem."</blockquote></p>

<p>Let's see someone try that kind of shit here in Texas.  I would have booed loudly.  If my booing was met with resistance, I would have booed louder, or tossed a drink on stage.  They should fine her for disturbing the peace, inciting a riot, or hate speech.  We know how much the libs loooove hate speech.</p>

<p>She later admitted that she lied to the event organizers when she told them she would sing the Star Spangled Banner.  They mayor said that she was "apologetic," but I'm sure it was along the lines of "I'm sorry if anyone was offended" and not an apology for lying to the event organizers and smearing the Star Spangled Banner.</p>

<p>Even at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wattstax">Wattstax</a> in 1974, they had the common decency to sing the Star Spangled Banner, followed by Lift Every Voice And Sing.  Everyone sat down in protest of course during the National Anthem, but they did sing it, which I think was a reasonable protest.</p>

<p>h/t: <a href="http://michellemalkin.com/2008/07/01/patriotism-in-denver-black-national-anthem/">Michelle Malkin</a></p>

<p>I found a YouTube of someone singing the song in it's original <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wattstax">Wattstax</a> glory.  Check it out after the jump.  I'm working on a youtube of the performance in Denver.  Stay tuned.</p>]]>
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    <title>The real B. Hussein Obama</title>
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    <published>2008-06-05T20:00:00Z</published>
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    <summary>A friend of mine sent me this great video full of facts about the real B. Hussein Obama. Part I: Part II:...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A friend of mine sent me this great video full of facts about the real B. Hussein Obama.</p>

<p>Part I:</p>

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<p>Part II:</p>

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    <title>Stuffed shirts and landslides</title>
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    <published>2008-06-05T15:26:12Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-05T16:49:20Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I keep reading about how the liberals believe that the B. Hussein Obama is here to save the world, and is going to win in a landslide against the war hero John McCain. B. Hussein Obama is not going to...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I keep reading about how the liberals believe that the <a href="http://www.barackobama.com/">B. Hussein Obama</a> is here to save the world, and is going to <a href="http://www.jedreport.com/2008/06/the-opportunity.html">win in a landslide</a> against the war hero John McCain.  B. Hussein Obama is not going to win in a landslide in November, and here are the reasons why:</p>

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<li>We still haven't witnessed the bloodbath of the DNC Convention.  How much will that hurt?
<li>National polls show them evenly split.  Landslide?  Not hardly.
<li>B. Hussein Obama is black.  The democratic party is the same party that voted to keep slavery, count the black race as 3/5 of a person, and has <a href="http://byrd.senate.gov/">active KKK members</a> sitting in congress today.  That anti-black sentiment is still felt by living Democrats today, and will not disappear before November.  There are democrats who will simply not vote for a black man.
<li>Obamessiah has <a href="http://wizbangblog.com/content/2008/05/30/i-was-against-obama-before-i-ever-heard-of-him.php">never won a contested election</a>.  Don't take my word for it, look it up.
<li>We haven't seen VP selections yet.  Rumors are flying around that John McCain may pick <a href="http://blogsforjohnmccain.com/20080317-alaskan-governor-sarah-palin-vice-presidency-and-being-pregnant">Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to be his VP</a>.  Remember all those Clinton voters clamoring for a woman in the Presidency?  (Having a newborn would be a happy bonus)
<li>Socialized healthcare doesn't work.  It doesn't work in Canada, France, UK, Germany ... it doesn't work anywhere it has been tried, and Americans know it.
<li>Raising taxes and increasing spending is not the way out of a recession, if we are truly in one.  Americans know this too, and aren't buying it.
<li>Obambi has <a href="http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/05/31/obama-resigns-church-membership-in-chicago/">renounced his Christian faith</a>.  How will he fight the rumors that he is a sleeper Muslim now that he is no longer a Christian? (I can hear the apologizers now ... "He's still Christian ... just not part of that awful church"  I don't buy it.)
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neville_Chamberlain">Appeasement has never worked</a> when dealing with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supreme_Leader_of_Iran">dictators</a> and their <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahmoud_Ahmadinejad">puppets</a>.  Has Obammessiah actually said which part of Iran's political structure he wants to "negotiate" with?  Does he want to talk to Khamenei or Imadinnerjacket?
<li><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/Story?id=3690000">Obamba</a> is <a href="http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/anthem.asp">un-patriotic</a>, and <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2008/02/18/michelle-obama-hasnt-been-proud-of-america-in-at-least-26-years/">so is his wife</a>.  Will America elect someone so un-American over a decorated POW war hero?  I believe not. (Some call the pledge gaffe a one-time misstep.  I believe he was showing his true feelings)
<li>Obamessiah has no true working plan to keep America safe.  No amount of appeasement, happy speeches, or feel-good legislation is going to change the perception of America in the world.  <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/30/AR2007013001586.html">Refusing to deploy troops</a> or <a href="http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2007/08/obama_and_nuclear_weapons.php">use our defensive weapons</a> only puts us in a position of weakness that encourages direct attacks by our enemies.  How exactly are we "giving Iraqi's their country back" by abandoning them before the job is done?
</ul>

<p>Once the GOP gets its arms around picking Obama apart, the race will widen up.  People seem to forget that John McCain has more cross-over appeal that the <a href="http://nj.nationaljournal.com/voteratings/">most liberal senator</a> could ever dream of.  The true conservatives in America may not like John McCain 100%, but he's far better than Obamessiah and only mildly liberal.  The only candidate in danger of winning by a landslide is <a href="http://www.johnmccain.com/">John McCain</a>.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull of SUCK</title>
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    <published>2008-05-23T06:58:27Z</published>
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    <summary>I just got back from seeing Indian Jones and the Crystal Skull ... and I am pissed off. I&apos;m not a big Indiana Jones fan by any stretch of the imagination, but I don&apos;t like it when movies insult my...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I just got back from seeing Indian Jones and the Crystal Skull ... and I am pissed off.  I'm not a big Indiana Jones fan by any stretch of the imagination, but I don't like it when movies insult my intelligence.  Yeah yeah ... it's a movie ... Indiana Jones isn't real in the first place ... Blah blah, the Holy Grail doesn't exist either ... </p>

<p>Angry spoiler after the break.  If you don't want to know the plot and shit-filled ending of the movie, avert thine eyes.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>Spoiler below.  <a href="http://www.indianajones.com/">Click away now</a> or don't say I didn't warn you.</p>

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First off, they put Indiana Jones in the middle of a Nuclear Test site in Nevada 60 seconds before detonation.  Indy is toast right?  Not so fast.  Indy thinks fast and locks himself in a lead-lined refrigerator half-a-second before the blast, goes hurtling through the air, and emerges unscathed.  Unfuckingbelievable.</p>

<p>Blah blah blah, we meet Shia Lebouf ... he's a punky 50's greaser with a vintage Harley Davidson motorcycle (it's the 50's, so I guess we are to believe it's just a cheap bike).  He tells Indy a fantastic story about his mom being kidnapped in a grand plot to find a crystal skull that has to be returned to the infamous lost city of gold!  Oh yippee!!  Hop to the tired old map with the red-lines for an Indy trip around the world.</p>

<p>Oh ... and have I mentioned that he's being chased by Russians?  Some rusky bitch is Indy's arch nemesis in this flick along with an old friend that has turned on Indy.  But back to the shitty plot ...</p>

<p>Indy and Mutt (that's what he's called ... I couldn't make this shit up if I tried) find the skull, and it's immediately grabbed by the rusky bitch and the trio goes to camp where we find ... oh let me guess ... Mutt's mom and Indy's old friend who has gone batshit crazy.  Oh ... and can we guess who Mutt's mom is?  Do I even need to type it ... Yeah ... Her ... From the first Indy movie ... Big surprise there .... Oh ... and by-the-way ... if you haven't figured it out by now ... another big surprise ... Mutt is Indy junior.  Didn't see that coming a mile away.</p>

<p>Indy and crew make a daring escape with gun fights, a sword-fight on top of racing cars, and Mutt swinging from the trees like fucking Tarzan, monkeys and all.  I shit you not ... more fucking monkeys ... didn't see that coming either ...  All of this followed by not one, not two, but three waterfall drops in an amphibious WWII "duck boat" where everyone swims out alive and unscathed.  Bravo assholes.</p>

<p>Long story short ... friend betrays him ... then befriends him ... betrays him some more ... and Indy makes it to the ancient city!  YES!!!  GOLD!! GOLD!!! .... oh ... wait ... that's not gold.  IT'S A FUCKING MUSEUM! "They were archaeologists" ... great ... a whole fucking series to find the city of gold and it's a museum.  Oh ... but wait ... it gets better.</p>

<p>Not only is it a museum, but the skull they have been lugging around is the skull of an alien with a crystal skeleton that was recovered from a crash site in Roswell, NM.  I'm not making it up ... and inside the museum are 12 other alien skeletons that come back to life and open a portal to another dimension when the missing skull is rejoined with it's body.  The bad guys are sucked into the other dimension and Indy and crew escape just in time to see the entire temple crumble into pieces.  No sooner do the pieces start whirling around in a circular whoosh of air than a giant flying saucer appears, and the aliens fly away.</p>

<p>I'm not making this up folks.  Indian Jones finds the ancient city of gold and it's an archaeological museum on top of a flying saucer from another dimension.</p>

<p>I mean ... seriously ... WHAT THE FUCK?  I'm just dumbfounded.  What in the name of Zeus's holy ass were those fuck-twits thinking when they wrote this hunk of shit?  And it's very clever ... they throw just enough bits of reality into the shit quagmire that I have no doubt there are people gullible enough to actually believe this steaming pile of cat vomit as plausible.</p>

<p>George Lucas and Steven Speilberg should have quit while they were ahead.  There were a few people disappointed with the last Indy movie, but this is just too much.  Hollywood has completely lost it's fucking mind and I don't see it getting any better.</p>

<p>There was a good trailer for <a href="http://www.hellboymovie.com/">HellBoy II</a> before the movie.  Hell is something Hollywood does understand, so it looks pretty good.</p>]]>
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    <title>Hanging from the rafters</title>
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    <published>2008-04-23T05:43:27Z</published>
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    <summary> I have never seen a show like this! Dillinger Escape Plan blew my mind this weekend. I have seen these guys a number of times before and have seen their lineup change over the years. Their new lineup kicks...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/dillingerescapeplan"><img src="http://www.slamgauge.com/mp3/topics/greg.jpeg"></a><br />
I have never seen a show like this!  Dillinger Escape Plan blew my mind this weekend.  I have seen these guys a number of times before and have seen their lineup change over the years.  Their new lineup kicks ass.  </p>

<p>Full account of the brutality after the jump.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.slamgauge.com/mp3/topics/hanging.jpeg"><br />
With the explosive way the old lineup would tear up the stage, I<br />
was a little hesitant to hear that their former virtuoso drummer, Chris Pennie, had left to join<br />
the prog rock band Coheed & Cambria and been replaced by Gil Sharone.  Also Jeff Tuttle (rhythm guitar, stage right) had joined the band since I last caught their live show.  Not to<br />
mention that just the day before I had drove out to Houston to catch the Meshuggah/Ministry<br />
show...which sucked ass...so I was really needing to get my weekend going.  Jon and I <br />
showed up at about party time to catch the first opening band, The Bled, and have a few beers.<br />
The next band had a singer wearing saggy girl pants...I had a few more beers.  When it<br />
was time for Dillinger to set up Jon and I crammed our way up to the stage to watch the guys<br />
from the band to their sound check and tech their setups.  <Sidenote: Jon was wearing his <br />
"Fuck You Hippie" shirt and the metalheads were taking pictures of it while we were waiting for<br />
the mayhem to commence.  Anyone who has ever been to a show like this would know that<br />
no one is ever impressed by your stupid fucking shirt.>  <br />
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Before they came out I had about a three beer piss brewing, but when the ambient guitar and<br />
the lights came on my adrenal cortex kicked in.  Four clicks from the drummer and they <br />
burst into Panasonic Youth like a mortar shell going off.  Somehow Greg Puciato must have <br />
nicked his arm because amidst the flying bodies and flashing strobes, I could see a growing<br />
blood stain on his right arm.  Greg cut his hand on the rafters of Emo's last time I saw them <br />
play, probably while he was hanging upside down like a freakish muscle bound monkey.  <br />
The guy should buy stock in <sic>band-aid.  The tremendous amount of energy coming<br />
from the band was palpable and inspired the ratty haired, faceless, shirtless and tattooed bodies to climb up and dive off the stage, most often into groups of girls that let them hit the ground in such a comical way that it would make you laugh and point if you were not watching out for the next falling body.  Uncontent to let the audience have all the fun, the guitarists began, one after another, to throw themselves into the mass of heaving bodies as they pointed fists and various other hand signals up toward Greg while he screamed and paced the stage like a foaming animal.  There was no respite from the auditory and physical onslaught until<br />
the break in When Good Dogs Do Bad Things. The band went into their free form jazz stint while Gil pounded out machine gun fills and Greg curled up into a fetal position on the stage light boxes.  The bodies stopped flying for a moment, and I could breath for a moment.  </p>

<p>After the furry kicked back in time became a blur again until a break in the songs to have some kid crawl up on stage to propose to his girlfriend.  Not very romantic, but she took the ring.  Come to think of it, that may have come before Good Dogs...it is hard to say.  All I remember now is that they ended with 43% Burnt.  The crowd lost their fucking minds.  Swinging from the rafters like monkeys, climbing on top of each other like insects.  Various members of the band had disappeared into the crowd leaving no evidence of their existence save the chugging sound stabbing at you from the PA.  The mob had reached critical mass and I had the very distinct feeling that something was about to go very wrong.  </p>

<p>While dodging falling bodies, Jon and I made our way away from the front of the stage to a safer distance for the last song.  When it was over we were out the door to go get some devil pizza, which is no longer there because the Alamo Ritz took the space over...which sucks ass.  So we got some bratwurst instead and called it a night.  I was sore for two days, but it was so fucking worth it.           </p>]]>
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    <title>Celebrate Earth Day</title>
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    <published>2008-04-22T02:10:13Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-22T02:22:36Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Tomorrow is Earth Day. This is how I&apos;m going to celebrate: * Turn on all of my lights, all day. * TV on full-blast all day * All computers and monitors on * Small trash-fire in the backyard * Air-conditioning...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Tomorrow is Earth Day.  This is how I'm going to celebrate:</p>

<p>* Turn on all of my lights, all day.<br />
* TV on full-blast all day<br />
* All computers and monitors on<br />
* Small trash-fire in the backyard<br />
* Air-conditioning set to 65 with the windows open<br />
* Driving 100+ mph on the toll-way with the AC on, windows open, in 5th gear in my RSX-S<br />
* Dumping the neighbor's recycle bins into my trash bonfire (bins included)<br />
* Shattering my CFL lightbulbs in the backyard spilling the mercury<br />
* Replacing the broken CFL bulbs with evil incandescent bulbs</p>

<p>I'll try and think of some more ways to celebrate Earth Day later tonight and post my results tomorrow.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>My Atari!</title>
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    <published>2008-04-15T17:33:21Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-15T17:34:45Z</updated>
    
    <summary> Just discovered the nerdcore group Sudden Death today. Also in nerdcore news, if you haven&apos;t heard, Doc Popular of Drown Radio released his debut solo album Me Geek Pretty One Day last week. I bought it, and it&apos;s pretty...</summary>
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        <name>DJFelix</name>
        <uri>http://www.jmarler.com</uri>
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<p>Just discovered the nerdcore group <a href="http://suddendeath.org/">Sudden Death</a> today.</p>

<p>Also in nerdcore news, if you haven't heard, Doc Popular of <a href="http://www.drownradio.com">Drown Radio</a> released his debut solo album <a href="http://www.drownradio.com/2008/04/11/me-geek-pretty-one-day-now-available.html">Me Geek Pretty One Day</a> last week.  I bought it, and it's pretty good.  Check it out.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Credit scores for illegal aliens</title>
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    <published>2008-03-12T21:30:23Z</published>
    <updated>2008-03-12T21:42:26Z</updated>
    
    <summary>From Glenbrook PaymentNews: Experian has announced the launch of Emerging Credit Score, a new credit scoring tool developed with eBureau designed to assist lenders in evaluating the creditworthiness of unbanked and underbanked consumers. For those not in-the-know, &quot;unbanked&quot; and &quot;underbanked&quot;...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>DJFelix</name>
        <uri>http://www.jmarler.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://www.paymentsnews.com/2008/03/experian-eburea.html">Glenbrook PaymentNews</a>:<br />
<blockquote><br />
Experian has announced the launch of <a href="http://www.experian.com/products/emerging_credit_score.html">Emerging Credit Score</a>, a new credit scoring tool developed with <a href="http://www.ebureau.com">eBureau</a> designed to assist lenders in evaluating the creditworthiness of unbanked and underbanked consumers.</blockquote></p>

<p>For those not in-the-know, "unbanked" and "underbanked" are PC terms for illegal aliens and other Americans who operate in that gray underworld where either your job, criminal enterprise, or immigration status put you at odds with law enforcement.  The banks have been wrestling with finding ways to separate these people from their money in much the same manner that they do to those of us who obey the law and pay our taxes.  The first step was coming up with the term of "unbanked" and "underbanked" in an effort to sanitize this group of people and separate them from their dubious legality.</p>

<p>One of the consequences of allowing illegal immigration to go unchecked is that there are untold thousands/millions of people who all use Social Security Numbers from a much smaller pool of available numbers.  I have read reports that some single Social Security Numbers are being used simultaneously by thousands of people.  The problem for the banks in this scenario is, how do we calculate a credit score?  If thousands of people are all using the same identity, how do we tell them apart?  Experian's answer is to create a whole new model for scoring the criminal underworld.</p>

<p>Maybe this will turn into a new way to build yourself a new credit score.  If you have a poor credit rating, or just don't care anymore, you can sell your identity into the human smuggling networks and after you have built up a large enough cadre of people using your identity, you effectively become someone new.  And Experian will give you a new credit score in their new "Emerging Credit Score" system.  They should have called it Phoenix ... it would be far more fitting.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Whiny consumerists complain about GH3</title>
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    <published>2008-02-20T05:05:26Z</published>
    <updated>2008-02-20T05:17:13Z</updated>
    
    <summary>The whiners at Consumerist are at it again, this time complaining that Activision is requiring Guitar Hero 3 customers to send in their game discs before shipping replacements. If you don&apos;t know, many Guitar Hero 3 users complained when it...</summary>
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        <name>DJFelix</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The whiners at Consumerist are at it again, this <a href="http://consumerist.com/358318/guitar-hero-for-wii-owners-are-furiously-angry-at-having-to-mail-their-discs-to-activision">time complaining</a> that Activision is requiring Guitar Hero 3 customers to send in their game discs before <a href="http://activision.custhelp.com/cgi-bin/activision.cfg/php/enduser/std_adp.php?p_faqid=19320&p_created=1193703179">shipping replacements</a>.</p>

<p>If you don't know, many Guitar Hero 3 users complained when it was discovered that GH3 on the Wii was <a href="http://www.guitarhero.com/forums/8/forum_topics/1258?page=1">recorded in Mono</a>, rather than Stereo.  Activision stepped up and offered to upgrade the game, and <a href="http://www.activisiongameexchange.com/">replace the discs for free</a>.</p>

<p>Not only is Activision fixing the Mono problem, but they are adding downloadable content.  Did I mention they are doing this for free?  The only caveat is that you have to send in your disc before Activision will send you a replacement.  This is made clear on the <a href="http://www.activisiongameexchange.com/">website</a>, and was made clear to me when I called to register.</p>

<p>As far as I am concerned, Activision has not only done the right thing by offering to replace the game, but they have gone above the call of duty by adding downloadable content to the game.  The whiners at Consumerist have no right to complain, and should be glad that Activision is the kind of company that will not only do the right thing, they will go a step further.  If it's so traumatic to give up playing the game while waiting for the new disc, go buy another one, or keep what you have.  I mailed mine today, and don't mind waiting for a freebie.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Nerdcore comes to SxSW</title>
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    <published>2008-02-16T04:02:06Z</published>
    <updated>2008-02-16T04:11:16Z</updated>
    
    <summary>My favorite Nerdcore rapper, MC Frontalot is coming to SxSW, and his documentary Nerdcore Rising is coming with him. You would think that I would be happy about it ... I&apos;ve never seen MC Frontalot live before, and he&apos;s coming...</summary>
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        <name>DJFelix</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>My favorite <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdcore">Nerdcore</a> rapper, <a href="http://www.frontalot.com">MC Frontalot</a> is coming to SxSW, and his documentary <a href="http://nerdcorerisingthemovie.com/">Nerdcore Rising</a> is <a href="http://nerdcorerisingthemovie.com/blog/nerdcore-rising-to-premiere-at-sxsw.html">coming with him</a>.</p>

<p>You would think that I would be happy about it ... I've never seen MC Frontalot live before, and he's coming to Austin.  I just can't bring myself to <a href="http://2008.sxsw.com/register_to_attend/">pay $400.00</a> just to see one movie, and attend one concert.  Not to mention that I'll have to wait in enormously huge queues, pay for at least one more pass for my wife, and have to deal with all the self-indulgent shit that has become SxSW. </p>

<p>SxSW has turned into a circle-jerk of hollywood elitists and wannabees, all vying for attention of the self-indulgent teeming masses yearning for the latest in "entertainment."  I've been downtown during SxSW, and it's mad crazy.  I have friends that pay the fee, every year, and then bitch endlessly about how much worse it gets.</p>

<p>Sorry Front, but I'll have to pass.  Perhaps when NR comes out on DVD I can get it on BitTorrent.  I liked Nerdcore better when it was underground, and nobody thought it was cool.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Clearing The Air in Austin</title>
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    <published>2007-10-23T19:02:00Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-23T18:12:54Z</updated>
    
    <summary>The Statesman (bugmenot) is reporting that Air America has been ditched in Austin in favor of Spanish speaking programming: Air America, the home for defiantly liberal talk radio, has quit Austin&apos;s air waves, though it can still be heard online...</summary>
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        <uri>http://www.jmarler.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/campaign/entries/2007/10/22/air_america_gon.html">Statesman</a> (<a href="http://www.bugmenot.com/view/www.statesman.com">bugmenot</a>) is reporting that Air America has been ditched in Austin in favor of Spanish speaking programming:<br />
<blockquote>Air America, the home for defiantly liberal talk radio, has quit Austin's air waves, though it can still be heard online or on XM Satellite Radio. Its previous broadcasting home in Austin, KOKE 1600 AM, has started following a Spanish-language format.</blockquote><br />
Austin blogger <a href="http://urbangrounds.com/2007/10/22/air-america-gone-in-atx/">UrbanGrounds</a> points out the obvious:<br />
<blockquote>What should be a tougher loss to take is the knowledge that Austin is a very Liberal city with a giant market of young, educated liberal college students.</p>

<p>If you can't make it here with Liberal radio, then you probably can't make it anywhere (which the national market is bearing out, too).</blockquote><br />
Let's all send a big "Thank You" to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KOKE">KOKE 1600</a> for Keeping Austin Corporate by giving the ignoramus' at Air America the boot.</p>

<p>Na na na na!  Na na na na! Hey Hey Hey!  Good Bye!</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Sneeze and you are a dead man</title>
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    <published>2007-10-17T18:39:39Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-17T17:46:10Z</updated>
    
    <summary>You know there&apos;s something about when you hear a pump shotgun click ... It makes everybody think twice. Nathaniel Brooks of Houston is a hero. He held two would-be burglars at bay with a 12-gauge shotgun until Houston PD arrived...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<blockquote>You know there's something about when you hear a pump shotgun click ... It makes everybody think twice.</blockquote>

<p>Nathaniel Brooks of Houston is a hero.  He held two would-be burglars at bay with a 12-gauge shotgun until Houston PD arrived and took the pair off to jail.  <a href="http://www.khou.com/news/local/crime/stories/khou071011_tj_cincopark.16021f83f.html">KHOU</a> in Houston (<a href="http://www.bugmenot.com/view/khou.com">BugMeNot</a> is your friend) is reporting that the police also recovered evidence from several other burglaries that morning.</p>

<p>The video is up at <a href="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=abc_1192235644">LiveLeak</a>.  My favorite part is the reaction from his wife:</p>

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<entry>
    <title>Newsflash!  Manhattan isn&apos;t that big after all</title>
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    <published>2007-10-12T04:11:38Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-12T03:30:07Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Consumerist is at it again, this time quoting a chart from GOOD magazine (I wouldn&apos;t go as far as calling it an article) lamenting the total square acreage of some of the larger US retailers. They ignore the real #1...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://consumerist.com/consumer/graphics/walmarts-total-retail-space-is-larger-than-manhattan-308914.php">Consumerist</a> is at it again, this time quoting a <a href="http://awesome.goodmagazine.com/transparency/007/trans007storespace.html">chart from GOOD magazine</a> (I wouldn't go as far as calling it an article) lamenting the total square acreage of some of the larger US retailers.  They ignore the <em>real</em> #1 largest retailer in the US, the US Postal Service (over 27,000 locations), and instead zero-in on Wal-Mart (4,094 locations according to <a href="http://investor.walmartstores.com/phoenix.zhtml?c=112761&p=irol-irhome">walmartstores.com</a>).</p>

<p>How do they prove their point?  By stating that Manhattan comprises approximately 15,000 acres, and stating that every Wal-Mart store combined comprises 18,810 acres.  Gasp!  Now compare that to the USPS ... I can't find the acreage of each USPS location, but let's assume it's an extremely modest 2 acres.  Multiply that by 27,000 and you get 54,000 total acres, or almost 3 times as much space as Wal-Mart.  Look everybody ... I can count too!</p>

<p>Here's a news flash ... Manhattan is not that big.  Take this fun fact from <a href="http://www.dfwairport.com/visitor/facts.htm">http://www.dfwairport.com/visitor/facts.htm</a>:<br />
<blockquote>At the time DFW was built, it was the largest and costliest airport in the world: $700 million spent and 17,500 acres – bigger than the island of Manhattan</blockquote></p>

<p>And of course, if you attempt to point this out in the comments section of the page, the admins never let it appear ... </p>

<p>If you want to compare it to something that sounds bigger than it really is, try the Louisiana SuperDome ... it's only uses 13 acres.  Saying that it would take almost 1,500 SuperDomes to equal the square footage of all the Wal-Marts sound much bigger.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Logan Airport Refuses to Honor The Threat</title>
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    <published>2007-09-21T18:03:17Z</published>
    <updated>2007-09-25T16:58:09Z</updated>
    
    <summary>This woman should be dead: BOSTON - An MIT student wearing what turned out to be a fake bomb was arrested at gunpoint Friday at Logan International Airport and later claimed it was artwork, officials said. Star Simpson, 19, had...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a title="Police: Woman carried fake bomb into airport - U.S. Security - MSNBC.com" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15012105/?GT1=10357">This woman should be dead</a>:<br />
<blockquote>BOSTON - An MIT student wearing what turned out to be a fake bomb was arrested at gunpoint Friday at Logan International Airport and later claimed it was artwork, officials said.</p>

<p>Star Simpson, 19, had a computer circuit board and wiring in plain view over a black hooded sweat shirt she was wearing, said State Police Maj. Scott Pare, the commanding officer at the airport.</blockquote><br />
The port authority did the right thing, and the troopers failed to properly honor the threat:<br />
<blockquote>A Massachusetts Port Authority staffer manning an information booth in the terminal became suspicious when Simpson — wearing the device — approached to ask about an incoming flight, Pare said. Simpson then walked outside, and the information booth attendant notified a nearby trooper.</p>

<p>The trooper, joined by others with submachine guns, confronted her at a traffic island in front of the terminal.</p>

<p>"She was immediately told to stop, to raise her hands and not to make any movement, so we could observe all her movements to see if she was trying to trip any type of device," Pare said. "Had she not followed the protocol, we <strong>might have used deadly force</strong>."</blockquote><br />
The emphasis is mine.  Notice he said, "might have used deadly force."  Might have?  My question is, why didn't they?  Had that been a jihadist determined to enter paradise by killing the infidels at the airport, as soon as he saw the troopers, that bomb would have detonated.  Game over.  That's their goal.  Walk into a crowded place, find the infidels (bonus points for law enforcement or military) and blow yourself up.</p>

<p>Those troopers should have shot her, made sure she was dead, and immediately locked down the airport.  The media should spend the next two weeks discussing it over and over again.  Get the message out ... If you show up in a US airport with a bomb strapped to your back, you will be shot on-site.  Period.</p>

<p>Honor The Threat.</p>

<p>UPDATE: <a href="http://wizbangblog.com/content/2007/09/25/mit-moonbats-in-training.php">WizBang! Blog</a> has weighed in on the issue, with a link to <a href="http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2007/09/a_moonbat_star.html">MoonBattery</a>, and has even highlighted the same arguments that made it into the comments here.  Cassy looks at this as just another "Attention Whore" looking for attention, but does pose the question of "what if" Star had been a true Jihadist:<br />
<blockquote><br />
It isn't fear mongering for police to take something like this seriously. She may well have simply been a stupid kid, but what is the alternative? What if she hadn't just been some stupid kid and really did have a bomb, but police just looked at her and thought, "Oh, that's just some kid being stupid?"</blockquote><br />
Indeed.</p>]]>
        
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